Mario Kart Wii Totally Very Real World Records
All new WRs don't need to have sufficent proof. We aren't strict on that at all. Players who set WRs must either:- Play on IS NITRO Development Kit for the Nintendo DS and upload the lowest resolution image you can get.
- OR just claim times you don't have.
We ultimately do not care what you do, just submit away. If someone submits a cheated time, we'll just put up with it.
Additional rules:
- Just try to pass off your times as legit so people don't suspect cheating. Think the absolute lowest of the community lol.
Current World Records
| Track | Time+Video | Player | Mii Name | Nation | Date | Character | Vehicle | Controller | Duration | Ghost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Luigi Circuit | 1'08"732 | John Cena | John Cena |  |
Yesterday | John Cena | John Cena Bike | Wii Cyberbike | 1 |  |
| Moo Moo Meadows | 0'00"001 | David | David |  |
When it was | David himself | Meth Horse | Horse Riding | will prob be 1000 days | |
| Mushroom Gorge | 0'19"698 | Bryce | Bryce | |
2024-06-20 | Baby Mario | Quacker | Wii Wheel | 242 | |
| Toad's Factory | 1'44"178 | Logan | Oof | |
2023-09-01 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 535 | |
| Mario Circuit | 0'45"136 | kei | DoorsW/Me? |  |
2024-12-18 | Funky Kong | Torpedo | Classic Controller | 61 | |
| Coconut Mall | 0'24"122 | Braixen | Glιτch V | |
2024-07-11 | Daisy | Mach Bike | Classic Controller | 221 | |
| DK's Snowboard Cross | 1'44"497 | Blake | Blake | |
2024-10-20 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | GCN Controller | 120 | |
| Wario's Gold Mine | 0'31"678 | poyo | Ms☆Poyo |  |
2023-12-23 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 422 | |
| Daisy Circuit | 1'28"321 | Luke | Dαιsγ L |  |
2024-02-15 | Daisy | Mach Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 368 | |
| Koopa Cape | 1'55"250 | Lawrence | Flαg P | |
2023-05-30 | Funky Kong | Torpedo | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 629 | |
| Maple Treeway | 1'32"591 | Demon | HD★Demøn♪ | |
2024-07-21 | Funky Kong | Torpedo | GCN Controller | 211 | |
| Grumble Volcano | 0'15"425 | Niyake | ニヤケ | |
2023-04-23 | Baby Mario | Quacker | GCN Controller | 666 | |
| Dry Dry Ruins | 1'46"400 | Logan | SUBprise | |
2023-04-23 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 666 | |
| Moonview Highway | 1'42"872 | Logan | Oof | |
2023-10-28 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 478 | |
| Bowser's Castle | 2'08"608 | Emil | Rc9 Emilio | |
2024-07-24 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | GCN Controller | 208 | |
| Rainbow Road | 0'57"688 | Owen Smith | Owen Smith | |
2024-12-29 | Donkey Kong | Phantom | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 50 | |
| GCN Peach Beach | 0'59"978 | Guy | RS◇Guγ | |
2022-09-14 | Funky Kong | Torpedo | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 887 | |
| DS Yoshi Falls | 0'58"648 | David | David | |
2020-11-08 | Funky Kong | Torpedo | Classic Controller | 1562 | |
| SNES Ghost Valley 2 | 0'49"992 | Logan | Glιτch O | |
2021-07-20 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 1308 | |
| N64 Mario Raceway | 1'41"193 | Vincent | Se Vincent | |
2024-01-06 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | GCN Controller | 408 | |
| N64 Sherbet Land | 0'54"341 | Zoren | flap | |
2024-08-24 | Funky Kong | Torpedo | Classic Controller | 177 | |
| GBA Shy Guy Beach | 1'13"773 | Vincent N | Vincent | |
2024-07-23 | Daisy | Rapide | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 209 | |
| DS Delfino Square | 2'03"525 | Luke | Lυkε | |
2021-12-05 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 1170 | |
| GCN Waluigi Stadium | 1'31"987 | Hunter | guy sux | |
2022-02-10 | Baby Daisy | Bullet Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 1103 | |
| DS Desert Hills | 1'30"425 | Braixen | Glιτch V | |
2024-05-09 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 284 | |
| GBA Bowser Castle 3 | 1'55"715 | Logan | Oof | |
2022-07-05 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 958 | |
| N64 DK's Jungle Parkway | 0'38"878 | Core | INVI>CORE | |
2024-06-12 | Yoshi | Mach Bike | Classic Controller | 250 | |
| GCN Mario Circuit | 1'29"945 | Logan | Oof | |
2023-09-30 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 506 | |
| SNES Mario Circuit 3 | 1'17"821 | Luke | Rc9 Lukάs | |
2024-07-26 | Daisy | Mach Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 206 | |
| DS Peach Gardens | 1'58"890 | Kasey | Kasey | |
2023-09-08 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 528 | |
| GCN DK Mountain | 1'58"133 | Logan | Sabberinos | |
2021-11-11 | Daisy | Mach Bike | Classic Controller | 1194 | |
| N64 Bowser's Castle | 2'15"620 | Maniac | M | |
2025-02-15 | Funky Kong | Torpedo | Classic Controller | 2 | |
| Total: | 42'59"334 |
Non-Shortcut World Records
| Track | Time+Video | Player | Mii Name | Nation | Date | Character | Vehicle | Controller | Duration | Ghost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mushroom Gorge | 1'37"467 | flambambam | flambambam | |
2024-12-18 | Funky Kong | Twinkle Star | GCN Controller | 61 | |
| Toad's Factory | 1'49"039 | Logan | Oof | |
2023-08-23 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 544 | |
| Mario Circuit | 1'20"357 | Guy | Mt. 11:28 | |
2021-04-17 | Funky Kong | Torpedo | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 1402 | |
| Coconut Mall | 1'55"250 | Logan | Oof | |
2024-10-29 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 111 | |
| Wario's Gold Mine | 1'49"934 | Logan | ACKSHHUALY | |
2023-03-05 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 715 | |
| Koopa Cape | 2'17"109 | Luke | Rc9 Lukάs | |
2024-08-09 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 192 | |
| Maple Treeway | 2'13"126 | Demon | OMEGA LUL | |
2022-05-22 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | GCN Controller | 1002 | |
| Grumble Volcano | 1'50"877 | Connor | Rc9 | |
2024-09-13 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 157 | |
| Bowser's Castle | 2'20"001 | Zeke | Zeke | |
2023-03-11 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 709 | |
| Rainbow Road | 2'24"281 | Flare | RR > DKSC | |
2023-03-07 | Funky Kong | Flame Flyer | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 713 | |
| GCN Peach Beach | 1'12"656 | Kasey | Kasey | |
2022-12-14 | Funky Kong | Torpedo | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 796 | |
| SNES Ghost Valley 2 | 0'52"746 | Sosis | Sosis | |
2022-10-12 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 859 | |
| N64 Sherbet Land | 2'03"576 | Sosis | C Sostmas | |
2024-07-29 | Toadette | Magikruiser | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 203 | |
| GBA Shy Guy Beach | 1'21"363 | Kasey | Kasey | |
2022-09-28 | Funky Kong | Torpedo | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 873 | |
| GCN Waluigi Stadium | 1'47"963 | Connor | Rc9 | |
2024-12-12 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 67 | |
| DS Desert Hills | 1'34"237 | Sosis | Sosis | |
2023-04-24 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 665 | |
| GBA Bowser Castle 3 | 2'16"124 | Luke | Lυkε | |
2024-11-13 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 96 | |
| N64 DK's Jungle Parkway | 2'10"546 | Luke | Lυkε | |
2024-02-18 | Daisy | Mach Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 365 | |
| GCN Mario Circuit | 1'30"272 | Logan | Ouf | |
2022-07-20 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 943 | |
| GCN DK Mountain | 2'04"775 | Logan | Glιτch O | |
2021-11-30 | Daisy | Mach Bike | Classic Controller | 1175 | |
| N64 Bowser's Castle | 2'30"459 | Luke | Lυkε | |
2024-04-14 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 309 | |
Alternative Category World Records
| Track | Time+Video | Player | Mii Name | Nation | Date | Character | Vehicle | Controller | Duration | Ghost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Grumble Volcano (Rock SC) | 1'32"914 | Connor | > chains | |
2022-12-25 | Funky Kong | Bowser Bike | Classic Controller | 785 | |
| N64 DK's Jungle Parkway (Spiral SC) | 2'09"321 | Luke | Dαιsγ L | |
2023-03-31 | Daisy | Mach Bike | Wiimote+Nunchuck | 689 | |
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